Funny Ship Names to Make You Smile

Funny Ship Names to Make You Smile

Below is a list of funny ship names. If you can't find any you like, why not use our Ship Name Generator to create your own?

1. Unsinkable II

After the tragic fate of the Titanic, one would think twice before tempting fate. However, "Unsinkable II" carries a sense of ironic invincibility and a nod to history, making it a bold and amusingly defiant name.

2. Seas the Day

A punny take on the popular phrase "seize the day," this ship's name embodies the spirit of adventure and the joy of seizing every moment at sea.

3. Aquaholic

Perfect for a vessel owned by someone who can't get enough of the sea, "Aquaholic" is a clever blend of "aqua" and "alcoholic," suggesting a deep love for the ocean that's almost addictive.

4. Usain Boat

A playful homage to the legendary sprinter Usain Bolt, this ship's name brings a touch of athletic humour to the maritime world.

5. Pier Pressure

This name humorously captures the social aspect of boating. The pun on "peer pressure" suggests a vessel always ready for social gatherings and fun at the pier.

6. Ship Happens

Accepting life's unpredictability, "Ship Happens" is a nautical twist on a well-known phrase.

7. The Codfather

A fishy play on the classic movie title, "The Godfather," this ship's name is perfect for a fishing vessel or just for film fans.

8. Breaking Bass

Inspired by the popular TV show Breaking Bad, this name is ideal for a fishing boat, especially for those who are serious about catching bass.

9. Knot On Call

For the work-weary sailor, "Knot On Call" playfully uses the nautical term 'knot' to express the joy of being off duty and away from it all.

10. Yachtzee

Blending 'yacht' with the popular game 'Yahtzee', this name adds a playful gaming spirit to the high seas.

11. Boatimus Prime

A playful nod to the Transformers franchise, this name suggests a vessel that's ready for any adventure or transformation.

12. Nauti Buoy

This clever play on words suggests a ship that's a bit naughty and enjoys bending the rules of the sea.

13. Bow Movement

A humorous twist on a bodily function, this name will raise eyebrows and chuckles alike.

14. Dock Holiday

Inspired by the legendary Doc Holliday, this name brings a Wild West flair to the boating world.

15. Sea-duction

Combining 'sea' with 'seduction', this ship's name suggests an irresistible and captivating vessel.

16. Wave Runner

Simple yet playful, this name evokes images of racing across the waves with joy and speed.

17. Buoys in the Hood

A clever maritime twist on the movie title "Boyz n the Hood" is perfect for a ship with a strong camaraderie and adventure.

18. Anchor Management

It is ideal for a ship owned by someone needing help managing their temper or stress at sea.

19. Fishful Thinking

Perfect for the eternal optimist angler, this name combines fishing with hopeful aspirations.

20. Sail La Vie

It is a witty play on the phrase "C'est la vie," suggesting a laid-back, carefree approach to life at sea.